DOWNSTAIRS AT THE BODEGA
Where $hort ¢hange, Handlebar P and Loser come to watch TV, argue about everything, and somehow make absolutely nothing into their business. Welcome to Bodega Basement.
WELCOME TO BODEGA BASEMENT
Downstairs at the bodega, $hort ¢hange, Handlebar P and Loser have turned a basement into their unofficial headquarters.
They watch TV, argue over things that don't concern them, comment on whatever is happening in The Bullyvard, and somehow make everything their business.
Nobody invited them. Nobody asked for their opinions. That has never stopped them.
MEET THE BASEMENT
THE HUSTLER
$hort ¢hange
Da Vinci of panhandling. He even bums money from other bums. Keeps money in his shoes, and having exact change is his worst nightmare.
THE GENIUS
Handlebar P
Inventor. Genius. Usually right. Fixes problems, then creates better ones. His propeller hat is a wearable tech hub—and somehow he’s still the one trying to keep everybody else out of trouble.
THE WILDCARD
Loser
He don't take L's. They follow him home.
