THE HUSTLER
$HORT ¢HANGE
Da Vinci of panhandling. He even bums money from other bums. Keeps money in his shoes, and having exact change is his worst nightmare.
THE GENIUS
HANDLEBAR P
Inventor. Genius. Usually right. Fixes problems, then creates better ones. His propeller hat is a wearable tech hub—and somehow he’s still the one trying to keep everybody else out of trouble.
THE WILD CARD
LOSER
He don't take L's. They follow him home.
POP
THE PROFANITY POLICE
He hears everything. Especially the words you shouldn’t say.