The Bullyvard is an absurd urban cartoon series for adults. If you bring your kids near us, we'll shoot them up with __________ and feed them to our starving __________.
Most of what you'll see here is ___________ you shouldn't be filling your head with, ever, especially at work. But then, the job's just there to fuel your moronic, drug-addled life, right? Don't pretend you're doing culture research on how the other half lives. We make idiotic cartoons here, not ___________ documentaries.
But here's some insight. We bet you secretly wish you were one of these street-addicted city dwellers. If so, good news, you probably already are! Well, click something, ya brain-challenged __________, before you start drooling from a lack of stimulation.